A Camp Director’s Lament
By Rabbi Molly G
The heat index is high
And I want to cry
Someone pooped in the pool
So we can’t get cool
The lake is filled with leeches
And no buses to the local beaches
There’s a lice problem in bunk two
And three counselors have the flu
The camp nurse is on a day off
Cause she had a cough
My head chef wants to quit
And I don’t have two minutes to sit
A parent just called cause her kid hates camp
And another letter home is missing a stamp
Two teens got caught in the bushes at night
And our baseball team just started to fight
One of my staff got stuck on the tower
I’m not sure I can take this another hour.
There were nuts in the peanut free zone.
And some naked photos on a cell phone.
There’s a family of bears moving in behind bunk seven.
And a few skunks who seem to love bunk eleven.
Our maintenance guy seems to be MIA
And our theater specialist wants to do
“Grease II” again for the camp play.
And then a kid comes crying
Cause she can’t make a friend even though she’s been trying
And I give her a hug and offer to switch her bunk
And together she and I move her trunk
And she has a big smile the very next day
And things feel like they are going to be ok.